Workers at the Ricotta-Lee estate (Alexander Krause, Ben McCarthy & Jessica Luu) try to fit in with the upper-class. Everyone learns how to not sound like a piss rat, you have to pay to get into heaven, and that God is Protestant and proud.
Yabaku Taku (Alexander Krause) invites President Chunk (Ben McCarthy) & Lady Ricotta-Lee (Jessica Luu) into the lounge to discuss their controversies. Plus, Yabaku learns that rabbits should read their contracts carefully, how to jaffle someone, and you only need to know half the reference to start making it.
Board members (Alexander Krause & Laurie Page) meet to discuss changes at the ‘We Don’t Know Yet’ Theatre. Everyone learns who let the horses in, that the best wine is straight from the foot of a lesser man, and that gaffer tape is the real Schuyler sisters.
Duncan Heart (Alexander Krause) welcomes Jason H’ukares (Laurie Page) into the lounge and they peg, pin and table their discussion for later. Plus, Duncan learns you can get a mild divorce, how to dress bald spiritually, and the freedoms of having podcast custody.
Achilles Cliff — Head of Security(Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Head of Catering (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head Usher(Ben Slinger) all meet following their father’s yearly inauguration ceremony. They discuss how it feels good to finish, why the dial of destiny should be left out of the archive room, and why they get hungry looking at alien hoax photos.
Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: