Achilles Cliff — Head of Archiving (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Chief Information Officer (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head of Print Media (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss second-hand cheers, getting screwed on silver in dad’s seer tent, and Al’s water usage (RIP).
Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm:
Whelium Helium (Chris Bates) attends a writing workshop, and meets new classmates and teachers (Laurie Page & Alexander Krause). Everyone learns how to be three times a lady.
Catch Laurie Page & Chris Bates in Les Improvisé — Melbourne Comedy Festival tickets here: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/les-improvise/
Yeach Lehome (Alexander Krause) welcomes Barry Button (Laurie Page) & Whelium Helium (Chris Bates) into the lounge to discuss notes over some corn. Plus, Yeach learns about cloth hand, how to plan for a splash, and that all money swings right.
Simon Garfunkle (Trevor Scott) tends to customers and deals with co-workers (Chris Bates & Alexander Krause) while working another normal day at JB Hi-Fi. Everyone learns the dangers of marching orders.
Catch Bates in Les Improvisé — MICF tickets here: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/les-improvise/
Catch Trevor in Bit Storm:
Yarm Harmful (Alexander Krause) talks with Simon Garfunkel (Trevor Scott) & Eugene Worthing (Chris Bates) about the Fitzroy steel industry. Plus, Yarm learns you can wrought joy, they sell split system TVs that do heating and cooling, and that you can’t manufacture love - but you can make it.
Yetch F.L.E.T.C.H.E.R (Alexander Krause) invites Felicatay Juniper-Berryman (Isabel Cameron) to discuss street smart appliances. Plus, Yetch learns that oak is nothing to be ashamed of, Zumba is the most embarrassing type of dance, and to tap the sap!
Yasket the Casket (Alexander Krause) speaks with Fin the Tin (Sam Browne) and Benlin the Wizard (Ben Mitchell) about all things cherry and paprika. Plus, Yasket learns echoes feel lovely coming back, prices are lower if you subscribe to the newsletter, and you don’t want to start a relationship saying ‘heyo’ to someone.
Yickety Pants (Alexander Krause) talks to Richard ‘Open’ ‘Late For Dinner’ Jardine (Sean M Elliott) about Fall Guy. Plus, Yickety learns Pagliacci can’t stop telling that story, barbers hold hair funerals at the end of every day, and in the past steampunk was just called “technology”.
Yox Peterson (Alexander Krause) chats with Ray Pants (Jessica Luu) & Joey Foccacio (Michael Lanzer) about Monopoly. Plus, Yox learns being electrocuted is a good time, that we must reheat, and how to have a perfect day out.
Yula Portman (Alexander Krause) invites Betsy Sminton (Lauren Crupi), Ewan Grant (Chris Tim) & Tracy Pokémon (Isabel Cameron) onto the show to discuss their New Years resolutions. Plus, Yula learns you can be surgically removed from the club, why the West Gate Tunnel Project is over-budget, and that the saddest prescription is two pills when the time is right. Happy New Year!
Yoho Nicholas (Alexander Krause) welcomes his son Poetry (Ben Slinger) & son Eric (Trevor Scott) onto the show for a lovely Christmas dinner. Plus, Yoho learns that nog is in the water, to get up in the rump of a horse costume, and that a son being worse without you is great for self-esteem. Merry Christmas!
Dr Professor Yix Mixer (Alexander Krause) chats to Gilbert Supply-Crate (Jason Rout) & Rose Colligan (Kate O’Keefe) about Cambermeade Collagen University. Plus, Yix learns to shave the whales, that you’re either a tennis pro or a ball boy, and what happens in School of Rock.
Yideo Replay (Alexander Krause) speaks with Norman Gardener (Laurie Page) about forlorn lawns. Plus, Yideo learns when you smell chlorine you take your shirt off, that judges are obsessed with people rising & that they call it fiancé because we’ll fian-see if it works out.
Yoon Poga (Alexander Krause) welcomes Jane Mercherson (Isabel Cameron) & Floreqsze Daily (Sophie Bengough) into the lounge to fat into barrels. Plus, Yoon learns kookay is kookier kooky, everyone’s chasing Mr MacGuffin, and that Danger is a strong name.
Yummy Summer (Alexander Krause) talks to Pat Star (Jessica Luu) & Yahtzee Crosslaw (Sam Browne) about all things snake eyes. Plus, Yummy learns to never go 60 over 40, that if you lose your parents it’ll make you more confident, and that Pat’s just a star in the sky watching over you all.
Yabble Dabbleson (Alexander Krause) invites Hans Blanderson (Sean M Elliott) & James Peterson (Trevor Scott) into the lounge to discuss their weekends. Plus, Yabble learns not to interrupt, that if your knees aren’t grazed in green you haven’t picnicked, and that most people have a Mum™.
You Langholme (Alexander Krause) chats with Peanut Brittle (Sean M Elliott) & Moss Favour (Gabby Anderson) about being a fly on the wall. Plus, You learns to mourn the Queen’s visage, all about the low confidence of the mortician from Final Destination, and that it’s fun going to Luna Park with your sexiest friends.
Dicky Dolittle (Alexander Krause) sits down with Yalex Laos (Laurie Page) & Flutter Talls (Same Browne) to discuss podcast production. Plus, we learn you shouldn’t inseminate on company time, how to see it up on the board, and to just choose one instrument and play it low.
Yella Sminton (Alexander Krause) invites Sarah “Sassy” Squatch (Andrea Gillum), Bertha Meisand (Lauren Crupi) & Mitchell Way (Chris Tim) onto the show to talk all things Piss Brother. Plus, Yella learns that 500 have gone missing but the kids love it, how to be a wet bald beautiful baby boy & that a kiss on the hand is not necessary.
Yeta Data (Alexander Krause) speaks with Frank Ego Eldritch (Sean M Elliott) & Marrisa Rebecca (Gabby Anderson) about having tenure from spine to back to crack. Plus, Yeta learns to photobomb a death, that waving is a rookie move and how to get off the sofa and into the heart of your wife.