Stable keepers (Alexander Krause & Isabel Cameron) meet to discuss the feeding schedule of both pony and staff. Everyone learns that ponies are one to champ, poetry isn’t personal, and when you walk on the street everybody’s nobody.
A collection of players, nuns, and talent scouts (Alexander Krause, Jess Pratt & Jamie Yung) gather for a very important game of church basketball. Everyone learns that God wants the other team to lose, to become a rubber boy to support your mum, and when it comes to basketball it’s all about how well you sing at halftime.
Kid detectives, Yew Error (Alexander Krause) and Secret Seven (Sean M Elliott), investigate the mystery of the grape and discover they aren’t kids. Plus, everyone learns that Sherlock Holmes said a lot of things, the Hardy Boys have an advantage because someone writes for them, and prints go on the fingers but Prince goes in the ears.
Workers at the Ricotta-Lee estate (Alexander Krause, Ben McCarthy & Jessica Luu) try to fit in with the upper-class. Everyone learns how to not sound like a piss rat, you have to pay to get into heaven, and that God is Protestant and proud.
Board members (Alexander Krause & Laurie Page) meet to discuss changes at the ‘We Don’t Know Yet’ Theatre. Everyone learns who let the horses in, that the best wine is straight from the foot of a lesser man, and that gaffer tape is the real Schuyler sisters.