Mr Humphry’s (Sean M Elliott) and Toby (Alexander Krause) invites candidates (Sam Browne & Jaime Cerda) into the mayor’s office to choose their new leader. Everyone learns not to get a $50 haircut on the docks, that life is different south of the balls, and to hold your applause.
Truckers (Alexander Krause, Mia Rohan & Chris Tim) try everything they can to be the one who gets to haul straw. Everyone learns with logs come birds and that those birds love talking about curtains.
Dr. Zgjkz (Laurie Page) helps a peculiar patient (Alexander Krause) with their foot. Everyone learns that washing isn’t a hobby, to hold a flash, and that everything’s a Fringe show.
Lizzy (Lauren Crupi) and Thomas (Alexander Krause) answer the riddles of the Riddle Master (Tim Roach) to enter Equizabeth Street. Everyone learns each other’s names, and how spell those names with rats and possum milk.
Doug Diggerman (Huson Emery) returns dog Barney to Simon and Roger (Jason Rout & Alexander Krause). Everyone learns about classic blunders and the importance of expressing yourself.