Kid detectives, Yew Error (Alexander Krause) and Secret Seven (Sean M Elliott), investigate the mystery of the grape and discover they aren’t kids. Plus, everyone learns that Sherlock Holmes said a lot of things, the Hardy Boys have an advantage because someone writes for them, and prints go on the fingers but Prince goes in the ears.
Workers at the Ricotta-Lee estate (Alexander Krause, Ben McCarthy & Jessica Luu) try to fit in with the upper-class. Everyone learns how to not sound like a piss rat, you have to pay to get into heaven, and that God is Protestant and proud.
Board members (Alexander Krause & Laurie Page) meet to discuss changes at the ‘We Don’t Know Yet’ Theatre. Everyone learns who let the horses in, that the best wine is straight from the foot of a lesser man, and that gaffer tape is the real Schuyler sisters.
Siblings (Alexander Krause, Jason Rout, Mia Rohan & Trevor Scott) gather in the men’s bathroom at Watergardens to celebrate New Year’s Eve. Everyone learns Club V.Room is just the visitors room at Prison, if Brad’s in the bathroom he’s using it, and how to pronounce disguise. Happy New Year!
Goebbels and Nixon Nixon (Alexander Krause & Ryan Stickland) get some assistance out of a vending machine from Dr Doctor Kavorcian. Everyone learns how to go all the way as roommates, that doctors aren’t allowed to work out, and the dangers of the name raffle.