Sandrantha Pubman (Ben Slinger) gets called into a meeting at the Pancake Parlour main office to speak with HR (Alexander Krause & Trevor Scott). Everyone learns to give a countdown when you’re gonna geefee, the March Hare comes to town on Good Faraday, and the Funniest Home Video cash prize is sad.
Yifty Fifty (Alexander Krause) celebrates the 150th episode of One Last Late-Night Talk Show by inviting on contest winners Graham Connolly (Trevor Scott) & Trip Wilson (Ben Slinger). Yifty learns the dangers of post-Matrix traction, you can name your daughter after the snake sound, and salmonali is a meat tray staple.
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Yontroller Compton (Alexander Krause) goes shopping in Bunnings to prepare for his big jump over Death Gorge. Yontroller learns you can have problems out and within your wazoo, you can get things done by threatening to three stooge someone, and croissants are layered butter from France.
Achilles Cliff (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss working hybrid (half bat), that Nosferatu is producing MacGruber the play, and to always thank Tom Cruise for the stream raid.
Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm:
Hancock (Isabel Cameron) & Constable Little (Alexander Krause) have great difficulty in interrogating Damien (Trevor). Everyone learns that rats are as reliable as the sun, you can say whatever you want on opposites day, and sometimes when you get a call you just gotta dance.