Australia all let us rejoice in my election campaign! That’s right, I’m running for Prime Minister of a little country down under. But why should you vote for me? Well, let me explain through a series of campaign policies that you will keep me accountable for. So, I suppose if I fail to fulfill these promises then that’s kind of on you. Huh, interesting. Join me this week for nuclear submarines fighting sirens, rules for seven minutes in heaven, and pleading insanity by praising James Cameron’s Avatar. Vote for me!