Who are your friends, really? Like, honestly, who do you really have besides me? Exactly. I see you nodding your head as you read this description. Agreeing as I say that I am your longest, closest and most spiritually rewarding friendship. Well, how about you pay that friendship forward, and supply me with cold hard cash? That’s right, the good folks at Cameo have requested that I audition for the website, and I need your help to become a mainstain -- I mean mainstay. For every listen this episode receives I can display an extra digit to the chief marketing executive of Cameo, and potentially get a sit-down interview with their CEO Steven Galanis. Oh, and Steven, if you’re reading this due to Googling yourself, then please know this is all in good fun you absolute idiot -- I love you.