My beauty aint rich nor rare, as it turns out I am everywhere! That’s right, it’s election night in the multiverse of madness as we jump forward a week to see the futures that could be. Winning? Losing? Hot? Not? Well you’ll have to listen to find out. So join me for Beautiful Mind’s disease, unconfident soundboard buttons, and describing yourself in one word or curd if you are a custard. Don’t vote for me!
I’m hitting golden soil and girting that sea! That’s right, it’s an election trail! Every state a new speech filled with campaign promises and a vague understanding of what you’re all about. Perth? Danger Five. NSW? Robot maids. Queensland? Royal Commission. Join me this week for misplacing the twelve apostles, Tom Cruising around, and reminding you all to please drape your sex dolls. Vote for me!
Keep rejoicing, for these ads are young and free! What’s a political campaign without an aggressive media push? And what’s an episode of this show without a silly premise? That’s right, I’m continuing my Prime Minister election campaign the only way I know how: advertising. Join me this week for monthly chats, attack ads on voters, and nodding at ents. Vote for me!