Tee hee hee! That’s right, it’s the big Easter Scavenger Hunt, and I am the Riddler. Each riddle shall lead you to a new clue, and with each new clue you shall receive a religious parable. So do not fret, for I will uphold the sanctity of this occasion and praise the defeat of death. Join me for bags of sand, Rob Huebel, and the Bible cinematic universe. Tee hee hee!