TIWIS - Christmas

 
 

Those dang soundscapes are back at it again, and this time their premise is broader than ever. That’s right, tune in this week for the sounds of Christmas. Lights, Santa, Baubles? You better believe there’s baubles. You’ll be drowning in baubles. Join me this week for va-va-voom Barbie commercials, petitions against firemen calendars, and a musical hit that finally gets down to the drummer boy’s wealth. This really is a big ole Christmas spectacular kind of episode, so I hope you enjoy it. No, I guarantee you’ll enjoy it. Merry Christmas!

SEHOHOHO

 
 

Tom Holland Feet pics! This one trick will help you lose weight. You won’t believe Emma Stone’s new back tattoo. That’s right! It’s SEHOHOHO. That special time of year were we optimize our search engine by not merely referencing current events, but following them to their natural conclusion. Do you have questions about today’s hottest headlines? Are you unsure of how this qualifies as a Christmas episode? Do you want to hear an original rap? Yep, as the premise falls apart I share a rap. A rap. It’s got all of your favourite SEO people in it and a large section of the American Alt Comedy scene. Why did I write a rap? You’ll just have to listen to sort of find out.

Home Alone Gift Guide

 
 

The giving season is upon us, and what’s a better gift than an outline for a new Home Alone film? Kevin McCallister now works for a toy company, and gets wrapped up in what is essentially the plot of Paul Blart Mall Cop. Also, fun fact, if you were thinking of getting me anything for Christmas there is only seventeen nights left, so you should be ordering and sending off gifts right now. What to get me? I’m sure you’ll think of something. Oh, right sorry, where was I? Join me this week as Kevin protects the PAW Patrol Dino Patroller, drives a Model S, and spots thieves on the security offices LG UP80 86” 4K Ultra HD Smart TV.

Ad-VENT: A Year in Review

 
 

It’s December 1st! So bust out that advent calendar and listen along as I share some fans venting their frustrations at the show twenty-five times over. That’s right, this week I’m reading twenty-five collated reviews from fans, friends and foes alike. So join me as I read thoughts shared by my ex lawyer, concerned mothers and the manager of a Target Country. Did I mention Tom Hardy’s Venom is discussed? It’s a Christmas miracle!

30. KWYIF - Christmas Telethon (w/ Michael Macken, Giota Nik, Trevor Scott & Nicole Smith)

 
 

It’s a good ole fashioned Christmas telethon extravaganza! Join us as we try to raise money for ‘Children for Charity’ with a whole cast of characters. Including but not limited to the charity representative (Giota Nik), Telephone operators (Nicole Smith/Trevor Scott), Radio star Richard Dercer (Michael Macken), First time caller (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) and your titular host Anthony B. Watts (Alexander Krause). Merry Christmas!

Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured

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29. KWYIF - Rye Hard

 
 

Yippee Ki Yay! Join us this work as Anthony (Alexander Krause) crawls through the vents in an attempt to do a Christmas Die Hard episode, and not just to spy on his employees (Jackson Taylor-Dobson). Oh the Christmas cheer!

Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured

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28. KWYIF - Say It's Carol Singers

 
 

This Christmas, say it’s carol singers. Join us as Anthony (Alexander Krause/Andrew Lincoln) confesses everything to Melissa (Jackson Taylor-Dobson/Keira Knightly) through the use of some queue cards. It’s a Love Actually spoof that’s supposed to be silent! Does it translate to audio? Only you can decide.

Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured

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27. KWYIF - Home Alone Rises

 
 

I MADE MY PODCAST FAMILY DISAPPEAR! That’s right, we’re doing a Home Alone parody with a healthy dose of Bane. A classic Christmas combo! Join us as Anthony (Alexander Krause) is left back at the studio, fighting off a debt collector (Jackson Taylor-Dobson).

Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured

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18. Undercover Boss in the HR Line

 
 

Join James [Jackson Taylor-Dobson] and Kurt [Alexander Krause] as they wait in the podcast facilities infamous HR line. Passing the time by discussing office Christmas parties, their employers terrific actions, and also getting to the bottom of a potential Undercover Boss situation.

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