Big Tall Boys Presents: Big Tall Boys the Movie

Let’s all go to the movies! That’s right, the Big Tall Boys movie is wrapped, completed, edited, finished and being aired before a live audience. So what better way to experience such a thing than listening along at home? Join me this week for a story that has never been told before and shall never be told again, about the corrupt podcast industry, the Smartless audio vampires, and finishing everything off by listing all of the production companies that helped me make this possible. It’s quote the sode, which is slang for episode.

The Musical Soundtrack

Ba da dum! Every movie needs a soundtrack. And every musical needs a musical soundtrack that is somewhat confusing without the accompanying visuals. This week we continue our quest to construct the Big Tall Boys movie. So join me for an introduction from the Muppets three, a sad-sack ballad, and rhyming ye. This episodes a delight and you will be delighted.

Celebrity Cold Call

Ring Ring! Who’s there? It’s me, Alexander Krause. And you know what that means? Leaving a lot of voicemails. Join me this week as I cold-call celebrities, distribution studios and catering companies, to try to get the ball rolling on my soon rolling film. Also if you are in need of a projector it might be a good idea to hit up Garry Clements. He lives in Warrandyte, but if he is away the man vacations with his family in Echuca.

SEHOHOHO

Tom Holland Feet pics! This one trick will help you lose weight. You won’t believe Emma Stone’s new back tattoo. That’s right! It’s SEHOHOHO. That special time of year were we optimize our search engine by not merely referencing current events, but following them to their natural conclusion. Do you have questions about today’s hottest headlines? Are you unsure of how this qualifies as a Christmas episode? Do you want to hear an original rap? Yep, as the premise falls apart I share a rap. A rap. It’s got all of your favourite SEO people in it and a large section of the American Alt Comedy scene. Why did I write a rap? You’ll just have to listen to sort of find out.